(TNS) One of the reasons why we’re thrilled Donald Trump won the 2016 election is that he is revitalizing our “America first” foreign policy.

The problem with that is this: Douchebaggery amongst the American diplomatic corps is hampering his efforts.

Long ago, our foreign policy stopped at edge of our shores, and what we mean by that is, America’s interests were no longer put first and foremost.

Whether it was a trade deal previous administrations were making that gave away all advantages to other countries, or commitments to endless combat in one shithole after another, America and Americans were left holding the bag, footing the costs, and getting the middle finger from our “partners.”

President Trump, slowly but surely, is reversing the decades of “fuck America first” foreign policy, and he doesn’t have a problem bragging his ass off about it, much to the delight of, we believe, a majority of the country.

Like when he ordered U.S. special forces over the weekend to hunt down that murderous ISIS bone smoker Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

The president told the national press that al-Baghdadi, who blew himself up as our warriors approached, died whimpering like a bitch.

But that’s too much ‘Merica for the pussies and Left-wing #NeverAmerica who used to inhabit Obama’s diplomatic corp.

Witness what his former ambassador to Qatar had to say about the president’s description of what went down before al-Baghdadi blew himself straight to hell.


Well, Ms. Smith, apparently you showed up to work all those years without wearing your big girl panties.

“How we roll” under Trump is simply this way: We pop caps in the asses of shitbags and douche nozzles who rape kids, behead men and women who believe in a different god, and force people, under threat of death, to live a certain way.

Do we glorify it? You bet your ass we do, especially when the motherfucker who just bit the big one is one evil, depraved son-of-a-bitch like al-Baghdadi.

And oh, by the way, wasn’t it Bitch Hillary who so callously proclaimed “We came, we saw, he died,” after hearing that deposed Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi had been killed?

Har, har, har. That Clinton. How clever!

We have a big balls president who leaves ‘Merica nut sack drag marks in his wake, and frankly, it’s about time.

The thing that will keep American troops safe, Ms. Smith, is the knowledge among our enemies and potential enemies that if you fuck with us, we will kill you, no matter where you are.

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