By Jon Dougherty

All of the cable news networks carried former Trump personal lawyer Michael Cohen’s testimony before congressional committees on Wednesday wall-to-wall, likely hoping he would drop one bombshell after another about regarding the president’s ‘guilt’ regarding various ‘crimes’ — Russian “collusion,” being the most important of those.

But hours upon hours of testimony from Cohen revealed nothing much new, and we’re not likely to learn much ‘new stuff’ today or tomorrow since the convicted congressional liar is scheduled for two more days’ worth of hearings.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson opened his show Wednesday with a sober assessment of the Cohen “circus” staged by Democrats who were no doubt looking to embarrass POTUS Donald Trump while he was half a world away in Hanoi, Vietnam, attempting to reach a deal with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un that would result in denuclearizing the most heavily armed peninsula on the planet.

Here is a partial transcript of Carlson’s always descriptive, always precise monologue describing what the networks hoped we’d all fall for yesterday (per Fox News):

There was a lot going on Capitol Hill on Wednesday. The circus came to town. President Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, testified for most of the daylight hours, and everybody carried it. You probably heard snippets in the Uber on the way to work – you’ve got a real job. So, we watched every moment because we are paid to do that.

And most of the day was devoted to the question of Trump’s personal character. Now, people in Washington never tire of being shocked by what an incredibly bad man Donald Trump is. They are incredibly good people, and they can just hardly believe his flaws. They sat open-mouthed in the Congress as Michael Cohen described his former boss as — brace yourselves now — a bit of a con man who has, at times, overstated his personal wealth.

In private, Trump apparently has said offensive things. At one point, Michael Cohen claims, Trump used a straw buyer to bid up a portrait of himself at a charity auction. He wanted his picture to go for the highest price.

Whoa. Are you shocked yet? Can you believe it? Of course, you can. This is exactly we knew back in 2015 when he descended the famous escalator, and yet millions of people voted for him anyway. His character was not the point.

The point of Wednesday’s hearings was not his character, either. It was supposed to be Russian collusion and obstruction of justice. Those are the topics that have completely derailed the American government for the past two years. And on those subjects, we actually did learn quite a bit.

Here is one example. About a month ago, the cat blog, BuzzFeed, ran an article that claimed Trump had ordered Michael Cohen to lie to the Congress. That is a big deal. It is a crime. And so immediately, the hysterics in the Congress and on cable news went bonkers. Impeachment! Indictment! Life in prison!

But did that actually happen? Well, since Cohen was there, in person, he was able to conclusively answer that question during the hearing and he did.

He admitted that Trump never directed him to lie to Congress. So, it looks like Trump will not be going to jail for suborning perjury after all — darn, foiled again! Look for a retraction in the latest edition of BuzzFeed. You’ll find it just below the 15 cats that look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg listicle. Look carefully.



But what about Russian blackmail? You have been hearing about that for years. Trump, they have told you, again and again, has somehow been compromised by the Russians. And that is why he has been spying for them. Putin has something horrible and incriminating on Donald Trump — he must. A picture of the president in a “Batman” costume maybe, or a videotape with hookers doing something weird.

Certainly, Michael Cohen would know about that kind of thing — that is his world. Luckily, a sitting member of Congress asked Cohen about it directly.

“Are you aware of anything that the president has done at home or abroad that may have subjected him to or may subject him to extortion or blackmail?” Rep. Jamie Raskin, D-Md., asked

“I am not, no,” Cohen said.

“Okay, are you aware of any videotapes that may be the subject of extortion or blackmail?”

“I’ve heard about these tapes for a long time,” Cohen said. ” I’ve had many people contact me over the years. I have no reason to believe that that tape exists.”

Thanks, Mr. Raskin for clearing that up. So the “pee tape” is not real. There goes the juiciest part of the Trump dossier, which you will remember was yet another highly publicized scoop from, yes, BuzzFeed. Good time to get back to those cat videos, fellows.

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But wait, what about the trip to Prague that Michael Cohen supposedly took that was part of his collusion with dark forces of the Russian empire? That was in the dossier as well. BuzzFeed told us about it. Surely Cohen would admit it now. He’s heading to prison. He has got nothing to lose. Well, Cohen was asked about the Prague trip — and he said he’s never been to Prague, never been to the Czech Republic in his life.

This is where it gets confusing. Never been to Prague. This is the point at which what they call the “narrative” starts to break down a little bit. If Michael Cohen never went to Prague, as BuzzFeed and Adam Schiff and the entire primetime lineup of MSNBC, have told us repeatedly that he did, then how exactly did Michael Cohen collude with the Russians to steal the 2016 presidential election from its rightful winner, Hillary Clinton?

Well, that is a good question, isn’t it? Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz of Florida, as incisive an interviewer as the Democrats have, wondered that, too. “Based on what you know, would Mr. Trump or did he lie about colluding and coordinating with the Russians at any point during the campaign?” she asked.

Cohen responded with the following: “So as I stated in my testimony, I wouldn’t use the word ‘colluding.’ Was there something odd about the back and forth praise with President Putin? Yes, but I’m not really sure that I can answer that question in terms of collusion.”

Oh, wait, so there is no collusion. There is no Russian blackmail. There is no obstruction of justice. There are none of the things that our entire media class has spent the last two years huffing and speculating wildly about.

Keep in mind that Michael Cohen is Trump’s personal lawyer of 10 years. He now hates Donald Trump and would like to destroy him. He has said that again and again. If Michael Cohen had the dime, he would drop it. But he doesn’t. There is nothing there. It was all a lie. Can we go home now?

This is a distraction, and, we are falling for it, for the record.

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